We set a new record for being ready on the coach on time, and big surprise, we had to wait for Barbara so she got clapped and whistled as she finally came on board a few minutes late. Barb is being badly affected by pollen and has been taking antihistamines to try and cope.
We set off for a leisurely journey through the countryside to Niagara Falls. We stopped along the way at Table Rock to hear the thunder of the falls and have our photo taken in front of the Niagara Falls Flower clock.
We arrived at Niagara Falls around lunchtime and Barb took us to the Duty Free shop where we were issued with a Bus number (ours was 10). The idea is that you can buy whatever you want now, and then tomorrow morning before we cross the border the coach will call by and pick up our goods. Many people took advantage of this, including Russ who found another jacket as a souvenir. It is also not polar fleece, we might add.
Barb then directed us across to catch the Maid of the Mist boat ride, which is included in our tour package. You will get wet! The access dock is 14 stories down from the surface of the roadway. They work the elevators in shifts with one side going down and the other side going up.
Once we arrived at the dock level we were issued with our ponchos. I am very glad to say that it was very large on me and I could shelter my camera under the poncho without getting anything wet other than my glasses and face. It was very cold.
Niagara Falls is in two sections. One part of the falls is on the US side of the river and this section is higher than the main area, but is also not as stable with many rock falls, so you can’t get as close to them as you can the Canadian section. It is in this section of the river that the falls split into a smaller section which is called the Bridal Veil.
The Maid of the Mist then ventures further along the river until you get within 50 meters of the thundering power of the Canadian section of Niagara Falls. It is very noisy and very windy with a lot of spray being directed against you. You can feel the engines of the boat shuddering through the deck to hold its place against the might of the torrent.
Many of the photos from this distance are just misty blurs. And if your camera is not waterproof then you would be extremely silly to leave it open to the elements for very long. The Maid of the Mist journey takes about 20 minutes. You can upgrade your ticket and take the cable car across the whirlpool section of the river and falls, and then do a guided walk behind the falls if you are so inclined. Neither Russ nor I wanted to do this.
We then had several hours in town while Barbara and Roger took the coach to the hotel and offloaded our luggage.
I need to mention at this point that Niagara Falls is not anything like I had imagined it would be. It is very much commercialised and tackier than Las Vegas – I kid you not. There are children’s rides and ghoulish spectres all along the main drag, interspersed with souvenir shops everywhere you look. I hated it, and so did most of the rest on the coach. They even were stupid enough to build a candy shop right on the edge of the viewing area and you can’t get a decent shot of the falls because this building is in the way.
They then confounded the issue and built not one, but TWO casinos along the strip area, and the iniquitous Starbucks. This section of Niagara Falls is a nightmare.
We went along to a designated viewing platform area where I went to stand on the seat to get a shot of the falls and almost broke my leg. I did succeed in bruising my shin rather convincingly, and it was quite swollen, stiff and tender. I had not packed any arnica…..
We went to Starbucks after that, which had a souvenir shop attached, and got ourselves a hot chocolate to go with our bananas and yoghurt. Russ had his phone with him so could read his book, but I had foolishly decided to be unencumbered with only my camera and had nothing else – no phone, no e-book, nothing. So I went exploring, which included the souvenir shop. They had a polar fleece jacket, but nothing in Russ’s size. However, the lady was very friendly and suggested that some of the other shops might still have their polar fleece out (as it was still cooler than some other places) and suggested that they might even have something in Russ’ size.
So, I went back and collected Russ and we set off on our hunt. We were eventually successful and he now has his polar fleece jacket. He won’t have to go back to Canada for a very long time.
The bus finally picked us up in the park, where Russ got some great shots of the squirrels. The hotel was a surprise, considering what we had seen in town, and was much better than we had expected.
We had time for Russ to do a bit of meditation before we collected in the foyer for our visit to Oh Canada Eh! Dinner show. We had some idea of what to expect from our previous tour in Canada where we had attended a dinner show at Kamloops and enjoyed it very much.
Both Barbara and Roger were attending the show as they had come to know several of the owners over the years, and had always been greatly entertained by the show whenever they had attended it. Roger had a particular soft spot for Klondike Kitty, one of the characters in the show, who is a bit of a vamp.
The meal was good, the actors were great and the show was hilarious. It is made us of skits about Canada’s history etc. The inventors of Trivial Pursuit wee Canadians and the show was based on the pie chart beginning with History and working its way through Arts and Entertainment, Sports etc. The main character is a French Canadian, and we have a Mountie, a hockey player, a lovelorn miner and the three girls who star in varying places. They all have lovely voices and the songs featured were made famous by Canadians or written by them. We were entertained by Shania Twain songs, Rosemary, I Love You, the Yodelling song from the same movie, “I’ll Be Calling You.ou.ou.ou.ou”, Ann Murray to name but a few.
We watched Roger wipe ears away from his eyes during one particular section with Klondike Kitty who played members of the audience off against each other, and then had to wipe ears from our own eyes when she proceeded to ogle them one again while singing another song. All in all, we had a most entertaining evening and meal before returning back to the hotel for a good night’s sleep and an even earlier than usual start to the day.
